There's one thing you learn real fast when you travel overseas. The good ol' US of A doesn't have the market cornered on kitsch. Yeah, we've got your "World's Largest Ball O' Twine," "Aligator Farms" and crappy souvenir stands, but we can't hold a candle to some of the stuff you'll see across the ocean.
While we think anything older than 50 years is a venerated antique (for those you keeping score at home, that makes me a collectible), they have historical artifacts going back centuries that they're more than happy to knock off. And off. And off again.
Take Michelangelo's David for instance. His masterpiece is more than 500 years old and he's been knocked off more times than my beloved Texas Rangers. Dude must not have been smart enough to copyright his statue, because I don't think he'd have allowed this...
How 'bout a bobblehead David for your dashboard
David as imagined by an artist having an acid flashback
This is the "real" deal...sort of. It's actually the model the great sculptor used to create the version that is on display in the Accademia Gallery in Florence. No pictures, please. But dude, if you want a bobblehead version or cartoon version we can definitely hook you up.
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