#67 Age doesn't bestow wisdom. There are plenty of stupid old people. 
#66 When in doubt, DON'T.
#64 Only post it on the internet if you wouldn't mind seeing it on the front page of the New York Times.
#63 You don't have to learn everything today.
#62 It's OK to follow your gut. It's even better to follow your heart.
#60 Looking good on paper is only OK if you're a cartoon.
#59 Don't put your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
#58 Vegas is the only place where insurance is a sucker bet.
#57 Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent you one hell of a good time.
#56 Don't take anything at face value. Remember, Charles Whitman was an Eagle Scout.
#55 Adulthood is just high school with money.
#54 If the 60's taught us anything, it's that we can survive almost anything.
#53 Keep active. It's harder to hit a moving target.
#52 Ken Kesey was right. You're either ON the bus or OFF the bus.
#51 Don't believe anybody who tells you, it'll buff right out. It won't.
#50 Walking Distance is a relative term.
#49 When somebody says, "It's not the money, it's the principal," you can be certain it's the money.
#48 Your mother was right. They do only want one thing.
#47 Nobody calls past 10 p.m. with GOOD news.
#46 If you're not sure how he/she looks in the dim light of a bar, take 'em to 7-11. Nobody looks GOOD in that light.
#45 Never turn down FREE PIE or a chance to GO TO THE BATHROOM.
#44 If you're the only one who remembers, you've greatly exaggerated its importance.
#43 Tip the dealer.
#42 Buying a wine for its label is NEVER a good idea.
#41 Never make eye contact when riding public transportation.
#40 When in doubt, follow the money.
#39 It's OK to go to bed mad.
#38 Remote controls have a MUTE button for a reason.
#37 Guilty pleasures are OK. Remember, God created Captain & Tennille for a reason.
#36 If you have to explain it, then it wasn't funny.
#35 You're only as cool as the people you hang out with.
#34 They call them golf widows for a reason.
#33 You never marry the first person you see 
#32 Follow the 48-hour rule. If you loaned it to someone and it hasn't been returned in two days, you'll never see it again.
#31 Don't buy a car from a friend or relative. Never sell a car to a friend or relative.
#30 Diet anything never tastes as good as the real thing.
#29 Never climb any higher than you'd like to fall.
#27 You mother was right. Take a jacket.
#26 Hit spell check before hitting send.
They really do become their mothers. They really do become their fathers. It's unavoidable.
#24 The only acceptable reason to pop your collar is to avoid a really serious neck burn.
#23 The five-second rule is really just a guideline.
#22 Hemingway was right. The greatest thrill in life is to be shot at and missed.
#21 Surround yourself with people who make you laugh. 
#20 A day that begins badly doesn't always end that way. There are plenty of people who overslept on 
#18 Moderation in all things. Especially if they're good for you.
#16 You really won't shoot your eye out.
#15 Develop a reputation for being so trustworthy that even your worst enemy would shoot dice with you over the phone.
#14 Revenge is a dish best served cold. With a beverage.
#13 Karma. Dogma. Call it what you will, but believe in something bigger than yourself.
#12 The reason the world is round is so we can run into somebody again.
#11 Life's too short to drink bad wine.
#10 Please forgive me are the three most powerful words in the English language.
#9 You never regret something you didn't say.
#8 Wear sunscreen. Lot's of it.
#6 Buy good hose.
#5 Kinky Friedman was right. Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love will make him wag his tail.
#4 Don't throw girls in the pool. It only makes them mad.
#3 Never play cards with a man named "Doc" or eat at a place called "Mom's".
#2
Your face really won't freeze that way.
#1 The best advice is to follow the Hellman's principal: Keep Cool but Do Not Freeze.
Prepare your own Mexican quick fix with this Chipotle-inspired bowl. Carbs are moderated by filling the bowl with beans, extra veggies and chicken. No need for rice, since the beans count as carbs.
Tips:
If you love tomatoes, increase the quantity to 1/2 cup, but note that the carbohydrates will also increase.
If preparing this recipe for one person, cut all of the ingredients in half. Or simply prepare the full recipe up to the end of step 2 and store leftover chicken and vegetable-bean mixture in separate airtight containers in the refrigerator for up to 2 days. Reheat in the microwave on High for 1 to 2 minutes, or until heated through, and continue with step 3.
Health Bite: The iron, calcium, magnesium, manganese, copper and zinc in black beans help to keep bones strong and healthy.
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