Ok, I'll admit to owning at least one copy of the "Worst Case Scenario" handbook. I mean, c'mon you never know when you'll need to get out of quicksand and an alligator is swimming towards you.
The How to Beat up Anything (www.howtobeatupanything.com) site, however, leaves the Worst Case guys in the dust (sorry fellows, love your work but there's a new sheriff in town). Want to know which weapon to choose if you're ever thrown into the Roman Coliseum and have to fight to the death? How-to-beat-up-anything will tell you (spoiler alert - DON'T CHOOSE THE WEIGHTED NET).
What if you find yourself fighting Mark Wahlberg and a T-Rex? The How-to-beat-up-anything guys have you covered on this one, too. Ditto, how to beat up someone from Delaware, singer Aimee Mann and (my favorite) how to beat up a Trojan horse.
It's all funny stuff and (at least partially) serious. As for that tip on how to get out of quicksand? Email firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll tell you how to do it. I don't think the Worst Case guys would mind me passing along that important information. Seriously dude, this could save your life some day.